Code Man: While Paul is enjoying life in the first class with his RBs. He continues to get less and less out of his WRs. Who now look as if they have found a home back in coach, where they will ride out the season with most of the WRs in the league. If an opponent is able to take advantage of any bad match-ups his sure things have come playoff time, Paul's one way flight to the Pear Bowl may windup being delayed a year.
2. Raging Rhinos (Cody) 7-3
Code Man: A win this week and I should lock a playoff spot. A win next week and I lock my division. Afterwards I sit back and enjoy two bye weeks before this stampede runs its way to the championship.
Code Man: Last week Jesse managed to demolish Jake while taking over the points scored tie breaker. However this week its finally his turn to feel the wrath known as Bye Week Hell! With half his starters on the bench I expect to see King Kong's hands purple with Prince blood this Sunday.

4. Le Saboteur (Stephanie) 6-4
Code Man: For the 2nd week in a row Stephanie has Matt-ed it up. Only this past week she really Matt-ed the Matt out of it, losing by 73 to the 2nd worse team in the league. Will she rebound with a win this week vs teach me how to be at the very least a competent fantasy player? I really don't care, just as long as the two of them along with Matt pay their dues!
Code Man: For the 2nd week in a row Stephanie has Matt-ed it up. Only this past week she really Matt-ed the Matt out of it, losing by 73 to the 2nd worse team in the league. Will she rebound with a win this week vs teach me how to be at the very least a competent fantasy player? I really don't care, just as long as the two of them along with Matt pay their dues!
5. Fuck You Cody!!! (Jake) 6-4
Code Man: Jake it turns out that running backs are your kryptonite. Just as stairs and bicycles were for Christopher Reeve. The only difference between the two of you is that I actually feel sorry for you. See god loved Mr. Reeve enough to end the oppression these obstacles created for him. However you continue to get jack shit out of your RBs week after week. So while god and the rest of us all laugh when you pick up guys named Oogabooga, somewhere in heaven is a peaceful Mr. Reeve. Probably riding a bike on his way to a ranch right now. Eager to try something that he has been waiting to do for over 15 years... only to get thrown off the horse again. Don't worry Jake when your RBs throw you off the horse in the playoffs (which they will) you can always stand up and brush yourself off. Knowing that there will always next time...which is more than some people can say.
6. Silverbacks (Charlie) 4-6
Code Man: I've got to feed the Hot hand here. Its just like a gorilla to avoid any and all climbing to the extent that you forget they can climb at all. So when Charlie starts to climb and bypass 5 other teams in a two week span forgive me if i say that it was a big surprise to well... all of us. Although he has begun to ascend his way towards the final playoff seed. The Silverbacks currently stand on an unstable branch supporting three 4-6 teams. Charlie will need to find the strength to keep climbing if he is to ever enjoy the fruits of his labor.
7. The C.O.P (Dave) 4-6
Code Man: Suffering painful loss in what was a real nail bitter of a matchup. Dave headed into monday night with AD and only needed 12 points to tie. However with Green Bay packing the line of scrimmage Peterson had little to no space to run and ended the night with just 11 pts. Thats right 1 point away from a tie and two away from a win. Two straight losses really scarred his record what once appeared to be an above .500 recorded is now a hideous and disfigured 4-6. Although if you look at his winning pattern through out the year of losing 2 then winning 2 then losing 2 then winning 2 and so on. So it only made sense he would lose last week. Of course that also means he should win this week...phhh hahah unlikely, and he knows it.
Code Man: I've got to feed the Hot hand here. Its just like a gorilla to avoid any and all climbing to the extent that you forget they can climb at all. So when Charlie starts to climb and bypass 5 other teams in a two week span forgive me if i say that it was a big surprise to well... all of us. Although he has begun to ascend his way towards the final playoff seed. The Silverbacks currently stand on an unstable branch supporting three 4-6 teams. Charlie will need to find the strength to keep climbing if he is to ever enjoy the fruits of his labor.
7. The C.O.P (Dave) 4-6
Code Man: Suffering painful loss in what was a real nail bitter of a matchup. Dave headed into monday night with AD and only needed 12 points to tie. However with Green Bay packing the line of scrimmage Peterson had little to no space to run and ended the night with just 11 pts. Thats right 1 point away from a tie and two away from a win. Two straight losses really scarred his record what once appeared to be an above .500 recorded is now a hideous and disfigured 4-6. Although if you look at his winning pattern through out the year of losing 2 then winning 2 then losing 2 then winning 2 and so on. So it only made sense he would lose last week. Of course that also means he should win this week...phhh hahah unlikely, and he knows it.
8. smash somthin (Sharon) 3-7
Code Man: Another manager who refuses to roll over and die. Sharon showed no mercy towards Le Saboteur smashing her into 73 sad pieces of trash, earning himself blowout of the week (which I am assuming is a first). Can he recreate some of that week 10 magic in week 11. Has he smashed all that he can smash already? Is there really anything to smash at all? and if so into how many pieces will it get smashed into? smash smash Smash SMASH!
9. Teach Me How to Win (Jamie) 4-6
Code Man: The 3rd manager vying for the final playoff spot with a 4-6 record. After succumbing to the far superior Raging Rhinos last week Jamie faces a Le Saboteur team that is currently walking on crutches. With the potential of playing against a team without a QB Jamie looks to be in good shape to stay in the playoff race.
10. Bench Warmers (Matt) 1-9
Code Man: Although Matt has some how avoided having to play against Foster all year my team will still whoop his team to the point where even Matt will admit he really Matt-ed it up!








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