The Devil Dogs Have Sacked Paris!

After marching all over the continents nearly unopposed, the Teutonic armies known simply as the Devil Dogs have sacked the city of Paris and slaughtered its population in celebration. Much to the Saboteurs' surprise, Stephanie's head was removed from her person and shipped west, as a dire warning to those opposing our enlightened reign over the world.


The Devil Dogs have studied the arts of magic and have concluded on a definitive basis that the Earth cannot possibly be round and that the bimbo witch known as "Kim Kardashian" must be burned at the cross.


Because of these findings, the Devil Dogs have been scouring the Earth with orders to capture and burn all enemy outposts. More specifically, they are hunting down the outlaw known as "Cody Youngquist" who has reportedly been in hiding since being sacked as the commissioner of The Fantastic Pears.